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dawgstudent
05-24-2017, 02:37 PM
2017 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE






SCHEDULE SUBJECT TO CHANGE


DATE
OPPONENT



9-2-17
SOUTH ALABAMA
..


9-9-17
UT-MARTIN
..


9-16-17
at California
..


9-30-17
at Alabama
..


10-7-17
at Auburn
..


10-14-17
VANDERBILT
..


10-21-17
LOUISIANA STATE
..


10-28-17
ARKANSAS
..


11-4-17
at Kentucky
..


11-11-17
LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE
..


11-18-17
TEXAS A&M
..


11-23-17
at Mississippi State (Thur.)
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dawgstudent
06-12-2017, 08:04 AM
5-7 (2-6)
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Changed to 4-8 (1-7)

57stratdawg
06-12-2017, 08:08 AM
6-6 (2-6). Tough to project though since Freeze likely doesn't finish the season.

msubrave
06-12-2017, 08:12 AM
4-8

jethreauxdawg
06-12-2017, 08:17 AM
Finish or start?

Wizard
06-12-2017, 08:20 AM
9-3

Drebin
06-12-2017, 08:24 AM
5 years probation
40 scholarships lost
2 year bowl ban
3 year show cause for Hugh Freeze

VirginiaDawg
06-12-2017, 08:26 AM
7-5 (3-5)

patdog
06-12-2017, 08:26 AM
6-6 (2-6)

Indndawg
06-12-2017, 08:44 AM
4-8 Overall....Cali, UTM, ULALA (maybe), USA
1-7 SEC....Vandy and 7

notoriousD_O_G
06-12-2017, 09:07 AM
REDACTED-REDACTED (REDACTED-REDACTED)

The REDACTED game is probably the turning point of their season. It gonna be tough because REDACTED is a great player who can take over a game. I remember seeing his tape while he was at REDACTED High. Coach REDACTED told me he was probably the smartest REDACTED he has ever coached. Which is high praise from the guy who coached REDACTED and REDACTED.

UpTheMiddlex3Punt
06-12-2017, 09:09 AM
Going with a Leo Lewis here

3-9 (1-7)

patdog
06-12-2017, 09:16 AM
Finish or start?
He'll start the season. Not likely to finish it though.

tatedog
06-12-2017, 09:20 AM
Lawsuits for anyone stupid enough to beat them.**

BiscuitEater
06-12-2017, 09:30 AM
Best case 7-5 (3-5)
Worst case 4-8 (1-7)
Most likely 6-6 (2-6)

CoastDawg18
06-12-2017, 09:38 AM
5-7

stateu1
06-12-2017, 11:31 AM
(rue)

missouridawg
06-12-2017, 11:35 AM
Going with a Leo Lewis here

3-9 (1-7)

It would be pretty amazing if they finished 3-9. Especially after 55-20 last year.

MaxwellSmart
06-12-2017, 11:55 AM
Murders in the Rue Morgue

MeridianDog
06-12-2017, 12:05 PM
4 - 8 1 - 7

but 4 bowl victories is not too bad for a team in so much trouble.

RightOfCenter
06-12-2017, 12:53 PM
5-7 only because they will be able to score and will win a track meet here and there. Anyone with any ground game should be able to run it down their throats.

Willow Grove Dawg
06-12-2017, 02:03 PM
USA - W - The Neal McReady Bowl
UT-Martin - W - The Nick Fitzgerald Bowl (or was it UT Chattanooga dammit)
California - W - The Brent Schaeffer Bowl
Alabama - L - The Two in a Row Bowl
Auburn - L - The Wing-Nut Bowl
Vanderbilt - W - The Thank Gawd for Vandy Bowl
LSU - L - Our Real Rivalry Bowl
Arkansas - L - The Houston Nutt Bowl
Kentucky - L - The Midnight Madness Bowl
ULALA - W - The David Sanders Bowl
Texas A & M - L - The We Saved Sumlin's Job Bowl
Mississippi State- L - The We got 17'd by #39 Bowl

columbiadawg2
06-12-2017, 02:52 PM
W's USA, UTM, Cal, Vandy, ULL and either UK or A&M

Bulldogg31
06-12-2017, 02:56 PM
1-11. I just don't think UT Martin will get up for that game.

ezsoil
06-12-2017, 04:20 PM
4-8 (1-7)

DerHntr
06-12-2017, 04:29 PM
4-8. They roll over completely when Hugh doesn't make it as coach through October. They'll start playing out of hate and that never works for Ole Miss.

CochiseCowbell
06-12-2017, 04:33 PM
Prediction: PAIN.

Mutt the Hoople
06-12-2017, 08:07 PM
<tbody>
9-2-17
SOUTH ALABAMA
..LOSS!


9-9-17
UT-MARTIN
..tossup


9-16-17
at California
..LOSS!


9-30-17
at Alabama
..LOSS


10-7-17
at Auburn
..LOSS


10-14-17
VANDERBILT
..LOSS


10-21-17
LOUISIANA STATE
..LOSS


10-28-17
ARKANSAS
..LOSS


11-4-17
at Kentucky
..LOSS


11-11-17
LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE
..tossup


11-18-17
TEXAS A&M
..LOSS


11-23-17
at Mississippi State LOSE BY 39!!!!


At best...
2-10



Possibly...
0-12, no telling how much they'll give up if they're not getting their under-the-table handouts.

</tbody>

Beretta
06-12-2017, 08:28 PM
Going with a Leo Lewis here

3-9 (1-7)

nicely done

gymdawg
06-12-2017, 09:19 PM
I agree with 3-9....yall predicting 7-5 are insane. No way this team gets 6 wins.

Spiderman
06-13-2017, 09:30 AM
6-6 (2-6)

Chesusdog
06-13-2017, 09:53 AM
2-10 (0-8)

Old Fart Dawg
06-13-2017, 11:16 AM
UNDEFEATED ...
and then the season begins ... 6-6 (2-6)

hullabaloodog
06-13-2017, 01:08 PM
4-8 (1-7)

msudawg12
06-13-2017, 02:36 PM
4-8 (2-6)

Shmuley
06-13-2017, 03:02 PM
Exquisite poster board material ... and no gameday at which to display.

johnson86-1
06-13-2017, 04:14 PM
I agree with 3-9....yall predicting 7-5 are insane. No way this team gets 6 wins.

Theyve got a pretty manageable schedule. The main question is whether they roll over.

BossDawg78
06-13-2017, 07:17 PM
Best case: Pain - Agony
Worst case: A good ol' prison rapin' by the NCAA

IBleedMaroonDawg
06-13-2017, 07:22 PM
5-7 (2-6)


45 scholarships over 5 years
5 years probation
3 years bowl ban

3 years show cause for all named coaches including Freezus

Xenomorph
06-13-2017, 07:24 PM
50 over 5, 3 year bowl ban, 2 year beaver cause.

MaroonCrusader
08-14-2017, 11:34 AM
6-6 (2-6)

Dawg1979
08-14-2017, 01:57 PM
2-10 (1-7)

17 em. i would love a defeated season. can you imagine the glory that SPS would be if they lost ever single game.

i just got an erection thinking about it.

josebrown
08-14-2017, 04:21 PM
I say they lose every road game( 0-5) and 4 home games( 3-4).

So a total of: 3-9 and 1-7 in the league.

For those reading impaired: 3-9(1-7)