PDA

View Full Version : Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 2



Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 07:48 AM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Happy Sunday Six Packers:</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Week 2 has come and gone and left the Stallion&#39;s cream recipe a bit scrambled.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> At this point in the year once very hopeful football fans begin to smell reality and realize that his or her team just is really never going to turn the corner.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Others begin to see the demise of a once proud program.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> And then there is the same ol&#39; same ol&#39; powerhouses that continue to hunt its prey down each weekend and show no signs of letting up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Is it really too soon to say that the cream is already separated from the rest after watching week 2&#39;s performances.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Not because "the cream" really has played noone that makes you say now that&#39;s the best team in the beloved SEC, but the rest of the pack is just sort of petering along.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The Gators take care of business and leave no doubt that they will earn the coveted cream trophy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Yes they did thrash the mighty men of Troy, Alabama.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> But this was the same Troy team that hung 31 on my beloved Tiiigaaahhhs last year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> This is the same Troy team that gives a lot of bigger schools some stiffer competition than the typical Sun Belt conference.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> But I&#39;m not really saying Florida is the cream simply becaused they destroyed Troy.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">I am saying that Florida is already the cream because of the following scenarios.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The teams that appear to threaten Florida are from the western division - Alabama, Ole Miss and LSU.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> At this juncture after watching these three teams play some, I&#39;m not sure if Auburn isn&#39;t the best team in the west.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Alabama struggles to beat the Florida International Man of Mystery last night.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Ole Miss struggles against Memphis in week 1, and LSU, at times, looks completely inept both on offense and defense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I also know Auburn hasn&#39;t faced stiff competition.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The only team that has looked dominant at times in the west is Auburn thus far however.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And then there was the Stallion&#39;s preseason surprise delight named the Tennessee Volunteers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Bubba and Lulu may now be wishing that Fatty Fulmer was back in Rocky Top.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> This was a very embarrassing loss for Screech Kiffen&#39;s boys and Mr. Belding should make him run laps for embarrassing the conference in the process.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">But before the Stallion completely puts these teams behind Florida so soon, patience will prevail.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> We all know that good cream takes time to truly gel.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Let&#39;s see what the rest of the season holds as the SEC competition gets into full force.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And now the Week 2 Cream Rankings:
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">
1)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Florida - Just remember that Tebow doesn&#39;t score touchdowns, the endzone gets Tebowed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Five more for the best player in college football history.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Alabama - What makes Florida International <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>international?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Maybe that was enough to confuse Alabama for 3 quarters.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">3)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Ole Miss - A big victory for the swine flu prevents Ole Miss from moving to No. 2.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">4)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">LSU - Another ugly win for the Hatter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> If he uses his brain, Scarecrow Miles may realize that Shepard should be utilized more than 5 times per game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">5)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Georgia - Tale of two weeks for Richt&#39;s boys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Who would have thought that Georgia v. South Carolina looked like a Big 12 game - all offense and no defense.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">6)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Auburn - That&#39;s the last time I tell my buddies to take the under in total points for this game.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">7)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Arkansas - Got some much needed rest in its off week from that big battle against Southwest Missouri State high school.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">8)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">South Carolina - Maybe the Stallion spoke too soon on Spurrier&#39;s offense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> That Spaniard looked mighty fine last night.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">9)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Kentucky - Did anyone else know that Kentucky was off last night?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Did anyone else care?
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">10)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Tennessee - Got this email this week and I really don&#39;t know how to answer it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> "Who would you trust to take care of your kid for an evening - Lane Kiffen or Rick Neuheisel?"
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">11)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - They show signs that they could be good, but I&#39;m not sold yet.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">12)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Miss. State - At least the 6 pack is proud of special teams.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Sounds like they should be on the short bus.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hot Boudin - Auburn - Cheese-ek appears to be shutting up the critics thus far.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> It was a convincing win over Mississippi State and Auburn&#39;s offensive play calling is vastly different and effective for a change.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Cold Couscous - South Carolina - Garcia made a wrong decision on 4thdown inside the 10 by throwing that ball instead of just tucking it and getting the 1st.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> It could have been a huge win for Spurrier but in typical game cock fashing they just fall short.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And now for the season&#39; s second nominee for the Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Okay this has nothing to do with college football except that it made me change the channel last night.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> This week&#39;s award goes to BA Serena Willaims.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> BA stands for bad attitude as in Mr. T&#39;s character from the A-Team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Not only should she have lost that match, her lack of class makes me want to puke.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> You could learn a lot from your sister Serena!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"></p>

<font face="Calibri">Love,
Stallion </font></p>

beachbumdawg
09-13-2009, 08:49 AM
<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">Happy Sunday Six Packers:</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">Week 2 has come and gone and left the Stallion&#39;s cream recipe a bit scrambled. At this point in the year once very hopeful football fans begin to smell reality and realize that his or her team just is really never going to turn the corner. Others begin to see the demise of a once proud program. And then there is the same ol&#39; same ol&#39; powerhouses that continue to hunt its prey down each weekend and show no signs of letting up. </font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">Is it really too soon to say that the cream is already separated from the rest after watching week 2&#39;s performances. Not because "the cream" really has played noone that makes you say now that&#39;s the best team in the beloved SEC, but the rest of the pack is just sort of petering along. The Gators take care of business and leave no doubt that they will earn the coveted cream trophy. Yes they did thrash the mighty men of Troy, Alabama. But this was the same Troy team that hung 31 on my beloved Tiiigaaahhhs last year. This is the same Troy team that gives a lot of bigger schools some stiffer competition than the typical Sun Belt conference. But I&#39;m not really saying Florida is the cream simply becaused they destroyed Troy.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">I am saying that Florida is already the cream because of the following scenarios. The teams that appear to threaten Florida are from the western division - Alabama, Ole Miss and LSU. At this juncture after watching these three teams play some, I&#39;m not sure if Auburn isn&#39;t the best team in the west. Alabama struggles to beat the Florida International Man of Mystery last night. Ole Miss struggles against Memphis in week 1, and LSU, at times, looks completely inept both on offense and defense. I also know Auburn hasn&#39;t faced stiff competition. The only team that has looked dominant at times in the west is Auburn thus far however. </font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">And then there was the Stallion&#39;s preseason surprise delight named the Tennessee Volunteers. Bubba and Lulu may now be wishing that Fatty Fulmer was back in Rocky Top. This was a very embarrassing loss for Screech Kiffen&#39;s boys and Mr. Belding should make him run laps for embarrassing the conference in the process.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">But before the Stallion completely puts these teams behind Florida so soon, patience will prevail. We all know that good cream takes time to truly gel. Let&#39;s see what the rest of the season holds as the SEC competition gets into full force.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">And now the Week 2 Cream Rankings:
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">
1)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Florida - Just remember that Tebow doesn&#39;t score touchdowns, the endzone gets Tebowed. Five more for the best player in college football history.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Alabama - What makes Florida International international? Maybe that was enough to confuse Alabama for 3 quarters.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">3)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Ole Miss - A big victory for the swine flu prevents Ole Miss from moving to No. 2.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">4)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">LSU - Another ugly win for the Hatter. If he uses his brain, Scarecrow Miles may realize that Shepard should be utilized more than 5 times per game. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">5)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Georgia - Tale of two weeks for Richt&#39;s boys. Who would have thought that Georgia v. South Carolina looked like a Big 12 game - all offense and no defense.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">6)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Auburn - That&#39;s the last time I tell my buddies to take the under in total points for this game.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">7)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Arkansas - Got some much needed rest in its off week from that big battle against Southwest Missouri State high school.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">8)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">South Carolina - Maybe the Stallion spoke too soon on Spurrier&#39;s offense. That Spaniard looked mighty fine last night.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">9)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Kentucky - Did anyone else know that Kentucky was off last night? Did anyone else care?
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">10)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Tennessee - Got this email this week and I really don&#39;t know how to answer it. "Who would you trust to take care of your kid for an evening - Lane Kiffen or Rick Neuheisel?"
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">11)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - They show signs that they could be good, but I&#39;m not sold yet.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">12)</font> </span></span><font face="Calibri">Miss. State - At least the 6 pack is proud of special teams. Sounds like they should be on the short bus.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">Hot Boudin - Auburn - Cheese-ek appears to be shutting up the critics thus far. It was a convincing win over Mississippi State and Auburn&#39;s offensive play calling is vastly different and effective for a change.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">Cold Couscous - South Carolina - Garcia made a wrong decision on 4thdown inside the 10 by throwing that ball instead of just tucking it and getting the 1st. It could have been a huge win for Spurrier but in typical game cock fashing they just fall short.</font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">And now for the season&#39; s second nominee for the Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. Okay this has nothing to do with college football except that it made me change the channel last night. This week&#39;s award goes to BA Serena Willaims. BA stands for bad attitude as in Mr. T&#39;s character from the A-Team. Not only should she have lost that match, her lack of class makes me want to puke. You could learn a lot from your sister Serena!!! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font></p> <p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"></p>

<font face="Calibri">Love,
Stallion</font></p>the rankings were about right though......

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 09:09 AM
Please elaborate

thatsbaseball
09-13-2009, 09:13 AM
I think UT and Kentucky could be flip flopped but I hate UT so don`t do it.

was21
09-13-2009, 09:18 AM
I am surrounded by LSU fans (mostly bandwagon of course) but your guilt for abandoning the Bulldogs and being an LSU fan (maybe alumnus) tempers the analysis..

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 09:23 AM
about LSU. They are playing below their potential. Jefferson has the potential to be an incredible QB. Charles Scott just seems slow to me right now. And the D-Line just breaks down to easy.

And thank you!

Reb95
09-13-2009, 10:39 AM
again I would drop Ole Miss and Auburn has earned some points with their performance. LSU is baffling me right now. Their defense has played ok but the offense hasn't impressed yet. I still believe Ole Miss is done for when we play South Carolina next week. I don't think Florida wipes out Tennessee next weekend either. The line is too high.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 10:46 AM
I need to see more of Ole Miss before making that prediction and Auburn really hasn't played anyone but they've played well in their two games.

LSU - can't disagree. Defense gave up a lot of big plays in critical moments but overall they kept Vandy out of the end zone. When LSU was up 16-9 and Vandy fumbled inside the LSU 20 that was a huge play for the defense.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 12:22 PM
UK needs to play someone tough before I move them up too far.

beachbumdawg
09-13-2009, 01:01 PM
Please elaborate
that was my way of bumping up to the top of the page.......look forward to the talk each Sunday

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 01:44 PM
by your posts.

dawgstudent
09-13-2009, 02:49 PM
of the cold cous cous. It sucked in his opinion.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-13-2009, 02:54 PM
however, it would have made a helluva lot of sense if he had just put it those words.

Oregon Tiger
09-13-2009, 05:13 PM
If you are going to give an award to Serena Williams this week, it should be the LeGarrette Blount award!!!

beachbumdawg
09-13-2009, 11:58 PM
what i was thinking with my remark was outside of that Boneheaded play by Garcia he played better than he has before, therefore no way he should get the Cold Couscous, now on the otherhand we have multiple exhibits of Carl Torbush being torched on defense from his past and he added another one to his resume on saturday night therefor the Cream Talk = cold couscous for not naming the most deservedly nominee......i mean what other defensive coordinator (outside of ron cooper) gives up 400 yard rushing in his SEC opener...

rebelrouseri
09-14-2009, 12:39 AM
I still believe Ole Miss is done for when we play South Carolina next week.
We play SELA next week. And your other opinions suck as well.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-14-2009, 01:34 AM
b/c he may have hurt Oregon's PAC10 chances if they had any against USC

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-14-2009, 02:34 AM
I may have made it sound like it was only his fault, but he did have a good game I felt. I mentioned that in the rankings. Thanks for clearing that up and tell DS he needs to interpret your posts better :).