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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 02:25 AM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Good Sunday Six Pack fans::</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">For those of you that heard that the earth shook yesterday.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> That wasn&#39;t the earth.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Actually, it was the CREAM moving.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> There were a couple of reason for earthlike shaking of the cream.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The first one that probably comes to mind to most of the readers was due to something that was heavily stirred at the bottom of the cream pot.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> This has to do with your beloved Bulldogs digging deep in the trenches and mustering up a TD to defeat the once proud and currently proud cellar dwellars, the Vanderbilt Commodores.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">The second reason for the cream shake, was indirectly related to the SEC.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Remember those pathetic Washington Huskies that gave the Stallion&#39;s beloved Tiiigaaahhhs fits. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Yes the same team that lost 15 straight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Well they open a northwest rainy can of whoop ass on the media darlings of the country to give Pete Carroll another PAC-10 loss that will most likely eliminate the Trojans from the national championship hunt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Does this make the Tigers seem better than they really are.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> See this week&#39;s rankings for evidence.</font></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> The cream crystal ball can be much of a historian when telling the Stallion the future.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Just like every year, USC will massacre the rest of the competition in that sorry conference they play in, and the Stallion, as well as the rest of the college football fan base, will have to hear Mark May discuss his man love for the Trojans and how they deserve a shot at the National Championship with one loss.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Of course, USC will not make it because of that loss and then they will whip up on a pathetic unathletic, uninspiring Conference USA….I mean, Big 10 team in the Rose Bowl and we will have to again hear Mark May say I told you so.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> One thing is for certain USC and Cream do not mix.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> And with all that going on, the Stallion, who earlier predicted Tennessee to be the surprise team of the SEC got a little respect back from the Stallion yesterday against Florida.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Tebow kicking the Vols&#39; butt ends, but the soap opera lives on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Hail to Kiffen vs. Meyer!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The Stallion loves the coaching rivalries in the SEC.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">And now the much anticipated Week 3 Cream Rankings:
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">
1)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Florida - Could there be a crack in that armor?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"> 2)</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Alabama - North Texas got a less on on why it should never ever play an SEC team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> But why does saban still have veins popping out of his forehead even when he plays teams from the Sun Belt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I call that vein the "ULM scar".
</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin">3)</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">Ole Miss - Another huge win for Rebel nation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Houston Nutt is proud to conquer the kids from 13th grade university.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">4)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">LSU - The Stallion wants to believe, but the lack of any confident running attack and the inconsistency of Jordan Jefferson is still leaving doubt in the eyes of the beholder.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Beware - the dawg is lurking.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><font face="Calibri">5)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Auburn - No one is rising faster up the cream rankings than the Auburn Tigers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> They handled a tough West Virginia team and appear to be for real.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Tubby is scratching his head<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> wondering what the hell he did wrong.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">6)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">Georgia - The SEC&#39;s version of SWAC football.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">7)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">Arkansas - Big loss at home has the Stallion wondering if Petrino is turning Arkansas into Louisville.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> If I recall correctly, they didn&#39;t have much of a defense either.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">8)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Kentucky - Squeezes a big win against its in-state rival and then every husband made sure their wife was 100 feet away from Pitino.
</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin">9)</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">South Carolina- Played some irrelevant team from the Sun Belt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> And if you are irrelevant in the Sun Belt, then you are atrocious.
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><font face="Calibri">10)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Tennessee - Defense is for real, but Screech needs to replace Crompton in the very worst way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> It&#39;s time to think about the future.
</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin">11)</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">Miss. State - Look out -<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> here come the Dawgs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"> <font face="Calibri">12)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;,&#39;serif&#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> </span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - Your once…twice… three times back in last place.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Poor Coach BJ.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> At least he knows he is secure until death now as the coach of Vanderbilt.</font></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Hot Boudin - Washington Huskies - first time ever to give it to a team outside the SEC, but the Stallion loved it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Honorable mention does go to the Miss. State Bulldogs for getting Mullen his first SEC victory.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> How sweet both wins are!!!</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> Cold Couscous - Arkansas - Petrino&#39;s time to make a strong statement in a deep division failed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> To lose this game at home is not what the Hog nation ordered.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><font face="Calibri"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> And now for the season&#39; s third nominee for the Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Pete Carroll - Petey boy, you are getting quite the reputation for screwing up national championship runs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I don&#39;t want to hear that it was because you have another 5-star freshman QB that had to play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Your team is loaded with 5-star talent and yet you can&#39;t run the table in that sorry conference called the PAC-10.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Enjoy Pasadena big boy!!!</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"> <font face="Calibri"> </font></span></p>

TR
09-20-2009, 02:29 AM
I know Tiger fans had to loved that -- they still talk about the '03 split national championship.

beachbumdawg
09-20-2009, 02:46 AM
impressive edit bump

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 02:53 AM
but I agree with you.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 02:55 AM
Edit was completely legit...left out the word CREAM of all words to leave out

hotdigitydog
09-20-2009, 03:03 AM
year but for future reference thought you might want to know......Champion Ship is something out of the "America's Cup"...........

thatsbaseball
09-20-2009, 03:19 AM
I think UT and SC should be 7 & 8 respectively while admitting when you get to that level in our conference nobody really gives a shit.

gptdawg
09-20-2009, 04:33 AM
Don't think Auburn is 5. WV absolutely gave the game to them.They will finish 4th in west at best.

windcrysmary
09-20-2009, 04:36 AM
nt

FlabLoser
09-20-2009, 04:50 AM
How is Tennessee 10th? They gave the best team in a college football a pretty strong test.

Is MSU-LSU a trap game for LSU? LSU always throttles MSU. But LSU is having as much of a down year talent-wise as they ever have and LSU is the least good of all the strong teams MSU plays this year. This game against an LSU team higher on confidence than talent (though still very talented) is as good of a chance as Mullen has to pull off a big upset.

Not sayin its likely. Just the best shot MSU has this year. Except maybe Ole Miss which is usually a crap shoot regardless.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 06:36 AM
what makes up the best conference in the country.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 06:37 AM
you are going to critique grammar on here it would be a full time job for this board. I will make the correction.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 06:39 AM
*

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 06:40 AM
other than Crompton, then I would have no problem placing them around Arkansas.</p>

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 06:42 AM
The QB is killing them. They are so limited offensively anyone can beat them.

LSU could lose to State for several reasons. I think athletically they should roll State, but LSU has not proven they can run the ball effectively and pass consistently. They have big play potential which I think will win the game and could make it ugly if they aren't looking ahead. I wouldn't bet the mortgage on State to win the game, which is obvious to anyone on the board.

thatsbaseball
09-20-2009, 08:21 AM
nm

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 09:28 AM
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Oregon Tiger
09-20-2009, 09:55 AM
Bama is starting to look like LSU from 2003. I would rank them over the Gators right now. The Gators look mortal without Percy Harvin, Louis Murphy and Andre Debose. I think Monte Kiffin showed how to defend them this year.

No way LSU loses to State this year. Jefferson will have a career day throwing the ball.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 10:01 AM
I am starting to wonder how we beat UW up there.
As far as Bama is concerned, what are you basing this on? The fact that they beat N. Texas like a drum? The fact that they strugged against Fla. International for 3 quarters doesn't convince me. Florida is No. 1 by a long shot. Tennessee had a lot of respect to gain after humiliating themselves aGAIN against UCLA.

Oregon Tiger
09-20-2009, 10:19 AM
LSU beat UW because Locker made a couple of mistakes, one being a pick-6. Locker played almost a perfect game against USC yesterday, and USC has no passing offense this year. I guarantee USC loses another game or two in the Pac-10 this year. Pac-10 is wide open this year.

I think Florida will lose a game or two this year as well They are going to struggle to throw the ball deep, and teams are going to stack the line. South Carolina, LSU, Arkansas, Georgia and FSU will be very tough games for them.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 10:27 AM
Arkansas, LSU, Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Auburn. Until I see a few more competitive games I'm not making a move. Not to mention it sounds like UF was coming down with the flu.

Oregon Tiger
09-20-2009, 10:36 AM
I thought the cream ranking was based on weekly performance, not just a reflection of the national poll. I guarantee you that UCLA will be at the middle of the Pac-10 by the end of the year. You'll see that Florida is not as good as the team they had last year. Bama is as good or better than last year.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 10:42 AM
has it about right actually. Auburn should be ahead of UGA. Giving them way too much credit. Of course, the AP poll doesn't go all the way down to the bottom of the cream rankings.

You need to stop challenging the cream crystal ball. It's never been wrong.

Oregon Tiger
09-20-2009, 10:48 AM
I am going to put together a computer version of the cream rankings. It will have the same ridiculous criteria that you use, except I will remove that "arbitrary" component that infects your poll!

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 01:34 PM
the people want the Stallion. Only geeks want computers.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2009, 03:17 PM
and glad you enjoy the talk

SnakePlissken
09-20-2009, 03:17 PM
Stop changing them week to week and it would be a much better read overall.