Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 7 [Archive]

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 02:24 AM

My fellow SEC brethrens!

Donâ€™t ever underestimate the power of the Cream Crystal Ball! The Stallion felt both SEC upsets in Week 6â€™s Cream Talk and with further adieu, David beat Goliath. Screech beat Slater. Mr. Nasty Ken Massey beat Hulk Hogan. Black Bear defeats Colonel Reb. Dawgstudent beat Gene. You get the point. Has there ever been a time where the Eastern division looked so feeble? Could there really be a 3-loss team in the SEC Championship? The Stallion seems to think itâ€™s highly likely.

And the Stallion was simply mesmerized by SuperCam in yesterdayâ€™s marquee PAC-10â€¦I mean SECâ€¦ matchup. There is no doubt that Auburn is a national championship contender offensively as long as Mr. Everything avoids injury. He is by far the Heisman front-runner after yesterdayâ€™s performance. But you really have to ask yourself, is Arkansasâ€™s defense really that bad? Heck, is Auburnâ€™s defense really that bad? The Stallion said it in his preseason Cream Talk, and that could make Auburn more BCS National Championship pretenders than contenders. Nevertheless, State fans should be thrilled about their defensive performance against Cam by holding him to a season low 17 points. Now that Cam is a few weekâ€™s matured, will he be as devastating against the Stallionâ€™s beloved Tiiigaaahhhs as he was this past weekend. The Stallion is stoked to find out.

Speaking of the Tiiigaaahhhs, please play like you are a top 10 team. My â€œSit Jeffersonâ€™s ass on the benchâ€ campaign continues for Les Miles. What team is he watching? When McNeese State makes you look bad, then you arenâ€™t a good SEC QB. Speaking of McNeese State, did you know that all of their playersâ€™ last names are McNeese? The Stallion couldnâ€™t believe it when he saw their jerseys.

And what a difference two weeks makes for the once invincible Alabama Crimson Tide. Last week they get dominated by South Carolina and last night at home, Sabanâ€™s boys looked average at best. Yes, they took care of business, but they look like a team that is desperate for a bye week. The once â€“ given Cream of the SEC is no longer gelling. Who knows? Maybe it was just an inspirational performance by the Ole Miss Yogiâ€™s.

And now for Week 7â€™s rankings:

1) Alabama â€“ The Stallion has never been more tempted to bring the Tide down from the top. You can thank the lack of War Eagle defense and a dumb 2-QB system from preventing you from falling.

2) Auburn â€“ Itâ€™s hard to keep Auburn down when they have Cameron Newton, the 2010 Heisman winner on your team. Heâ€™s a bigger faster Tebow, which is scary for the rest of the SEC. And when you have the refs on your side, you are that much more invincible.

3) LSU â€“ As painful as it was to drop the Tigers, until Les gets it through that mushy grey matter called his brain, Jordan Jefferson is killing you. It doesnâ€™t matter the team, the guy hasnâ€™t taken LSU on a scoring drive since that lucky ass 85 yd run on the first play of the Tennessee game. Go with Jarrett Lee. It will improve your Cream chances. Guaranteed.

4) South Carolina â€“ Classic letdown game. The Stallion has seen it so many times. It made me think back to the Kevin Faulk years when LSU beat No. 1 Spurrier and laid an egg against Tubbyâ€™s Ole Miss team in Baton Rouge the following week. South Carolina is a decent team. Spurrierâ€™s horrible play calling at the end was like the emperor stabbing the Spaniard in the side before his last fight. I guess what Iâ€™m saying is that Spurrier was the Emperor from Gladiator last night.

5) Mississippi State â€“ If you sent down and truly think about this year, Mississippi Stateâ€™s two losses were a nail-biter dropped passes loss against Auburn, and their annual blood bath against LSU. Having said that, Mississippi State has a legitimate defense that will keep them in every game and an offense that has a strong running game. I like State to win 8 to 9 games this year based on what Iâ€™m seeing. Thatâ€™s like a national championship in Starkville. Good news is you have Kentucky at home, UAB, and Ole Miss as wins that State SHOULD win. Based on this cream ranking, Arkansas better be the team that the media darlings would make as the upset.

6) Arkansas â€“ Did you really just give up 65 points as a top 12 team?

7) Georgia â€“ Wow, is this the same team that was in disarray leaving Boulder, Colorado two weekends ago? They appear to be potentially the best team in the East with AJ Green back but it will take a miracle for them to make it to Atlanta.

8) Florida - The Stallion is starting to think Urban is not so classy. When you win everyone looks good. What makes a man is how you handle defeat. Urban is a pompous you know what.

9) Kentucky â€“ Finally breaks through on the bluegrass catching the Gamecocks in a vulnerably high position. Great comeback!!!

10) Ole Miss â€“ The Black Bear era begins a predictable 0-1. The Stallion admits though that the Rebel Black Bears got the royal screwing on the onside kick that may have changed the complexion of the game some. However, the Stallion doesnâ€™t think it would have mattered.

11) Tennessee â€“ Spent the weekend seeing therapists after two dismal weekends prior to this one.

12) Vanderbilt â€“ Thatâ€™s the Vandy weâ€™ve come to know and love over the past 50 years

Hot Boudin â€“ The boudin was split down the middle for Kentucky and Miss. State and a small piece for the Stallion. Itâ€™s not often the Stallion calls for two upsets in the same weekend, but you made me proud. Great efforts by the little men.

Cold Couscous â€“ South Carolina with an honorable mention to Arkansas. â€œTo be the man, you have to beat the manâ€. The wise words of Ric Flair make a lot of sense here. South Carolina was the man, but to be the man, you have to be ready to play every week and you werenâ€™t. That falls back on the Ole Ball Coach. Arky giving up 65 is just ridiculous. I donâ€™t care how good Super Cam is, tackle someone for heavenâ€™s sake. It did make for an entertaining game though.

Love,
Stallion

BehrDawg

10-17-2010, 02:32 AM

My God...that gave me a uh errr. Anyways, I think we can definitiely get to 8. I sure as hell hope...

mstatefan88

10-17-2010, 02:41 AM

If we can stop the pass against Arkansas and control the ball like we did against Florida, we could win that game. We are at home, we could have 7 wins at that point, and it's senior day.That will be a fun game to be at.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 02:45 AM

State's defense has impressed me all year. Relf appears to be getting better and State is gaining confidence. Arkansas may be losing some more confidence defensively.

However, State could easily lose to UK, Arky, and Ole Miss if not careful All teams are capable of beating State b/c State doesn't put teams away yet. All three teams have porous defenses though. So that's in State's favor.

Joe Schmedlap

10-17-2010, 03:08 AM

Before the season started, I was hoping like heck for 6 wins out of the Fighting Mullens. I didn't expect the 6th win could come as early as the Homecoming game in Starkvile. No time for a let down though on the part of the Bullies. If they can take care of bidness next Saturday, then 7 wins are likely and 8 would not be out of the question. 9 wins?? No way. Winnable games include UAB, UK, and maybe the Yogis. Arkansas is too potent on offense for the passing game deficient Dogs to handle. I didn't think Arkansas had anything at QB once you get past Mallette. I was dead wrong. Their second stringer looked great yesterday against AU. Why can he step up and look like a seasoned veteran while Tyler Russell is content holding a clipboard on the sidelines? I suppose a stable of excellent wide receivers on the Arkansas roster makes a little difference, wouldn't you say? The wide receiver position is something in need of major upgrade at MSU. Nothing wrong with the defense though, and Vic Ballard continues to impress.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 03:41 AM

they are very vulnerable on defense. This equates to wins that they may not be favored in but also very prone to being upset. I like State being able to run the ball against them and keep them off the field.

In regards to Arky's 2nd string QB Wilson. He did look very good at times but also had some horrendous INTs against a bad Auburn defense. Verdict is still out!

AROB44

10-17-2010, 03:49 AM

Before the season started, I was hoping like heck for 6 wins out of the Fighting Mullens. I didn't expect the 6th win could come as early as the Homecoming game in Starkvile. No time for a let down though on the part of the Bullies. If they can take care of bidness next Saturday, then 7 wins are likely and 8 would not be out of the question. 9 wins?? No way. Winnable games include UAB, UK, and maybe the Yogis. Arkansas is too potent on offense for the passing game deficient Dogs to handle. I didn't think Arkansas had anything at QB once you get past Mallette. I was dead wrong. Their second stringer looked great yesterday against AU. Why can he step up and look like a seasoned veteran while Tyler Russell is content holding a clipboard on the sidelines? I suppose a stable of excellent wide receivers on the Arkansas roster makes a little difference, wouldn't you say? The wide receiver position is something in need of major upgrade at MSU. Nothing wrong with the defense though, and Vic Ballard continues to impress.Because the best Mississippi players aren't as good as the second best in other surrounding states (I know the QB was from Oklahoma) due to not as good coaching and not as good physical development. Takes longer to be prepared to play as this level.

FQDawg

10-17-2010, 03:52 AM

They've looked like the best team in the league so far. The Mule is a difference maker.

patdog

10-17-2010, 05:39 AM

Auburn's pass defense is a huge problem for them right now. If they don't get it fixed it will catch up them somewhere down the road.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 05:42 AM

that it catches up with AU

patdog

10-17-2010, 05:50 AM

Then I saw how shit-tastic your offense can be last night so I'm kind of backing away from it. I will say this. The only good defense they've seen is MSU, and we held them to 17 (and basically shut them down after the 1st quarter). And LSU's defense is better than MSU's. They sure won't be putting 65 on the board next Saturday.

thatsbaseball

10-17-2010, 06:02 AM

their defense is about as non physical as any SEC defense I`ve seen in a while.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 07:46 AM

LSU never has had much luck in the Plains against Auburn and the refs. As you saw yesterday, there is some home field seasoning that goes on in the Plains.

FlabLoser

10-17-2010, 08:07 AM

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 08:10 AM

NM

Todd4State

10-17-2010, 09:37 AM

Tyler Wilson for Arkansas is a redshirt sophomore, not a freshman. That makes a difference.

dawgstudent

10-17-2010, 02:42 PM

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-17-2010, 03:04 PM

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prettygooddawg

10-17-2010, 04:37 PM

..polls worry me, never like to back in to a poll [as some teams must fall and be replaced with a, "who, ME, team?"] like, "hey, Chump..you're number 22 this week..cause you ain't been kicked in the teeth lately." Polls at end of season O.K. I guess.

You're the only one I trust Stallion, Good Luck against the plainsmen!

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs

10-18-2010, 10:42 AM

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