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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-19-2010, 03:15 PM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Good evening Sixpack!</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">The Stallion spent his weekend at the Harvard of the South <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span>watching another re-run of Saved by the Bell….errrrrr…..the LSU vs. Mississippi State gridiron clash.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The Stallion and his family thoroughly enjoyed the camaraderie of his fellow Tiger and Bulldog companions as he always does.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The eating was delish with some Cajun pasta that contained pork and sausage and of course the usual special ingredients that our cook never reveals.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And no, there were no corndogs at our tailgate.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Although much of the Saturday afternoon was spent enjoying a few adult beverages and cuisine and visiting with the fans, the Stallion was able to catch glimpses of some other SEC action.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The weekly cream rankings overall seem to have little movement at the top.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>But we all know that the crust is forming nicely thanks to Vandy pulling out the thumping stick in Oxford.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">The highlight of this week’s rankings won’t be in the introduction or the rankings, but in the Hot Boudin Award with an off-the-cuff recipient.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>So with further adieu, here are the rankings for Week 3 and the weekly awards.
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1)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span>Alabama – Appeared to outscore Duke’s basketball team as well.

</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">South Carolina – There will be no Spaniard reference this week, because Furman is not what the people of Rome want to see the Gamecocks play.
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3)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">LSU – Could this be the year where the defense carries the Tigers to the promise land?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Patrick Petersen is just sick
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4)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Arkansas – Mallet and Co. is no doubt strong on offense but the real first test is this upcoming weekend against the Tide.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
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5)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Auburn – Keeps the ACC as a BCS doormat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>However, Auburn is looking vulnerable.
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6)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Florida – Struggled again on both sides of the ball, but they keep marching along towards the showdown with Bama and LSU.
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7)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Kentucky – Quietly is winning and flying under the radar screen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>In fact the Stallion knows very little about the Wildcats and will see if this ranking is worthy against the Gators next Saturday.
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8)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Georgia – Will Richt get Mullened next weekend?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>An 0-3 SEC record to start 2010 won’t keep the doubters at bay.
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9)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Mississippi State – May want to talk to Slive about <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span>mixing up the SEC schedule a little bit in order to keep hope alive.
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10)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Tennessee – They are good for about 3 quarters right now.
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11)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span>– You did it…you brought LSU and Miss. State fans together in perfect harmony.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The Stallion thought he was in a Coke commercial in Baton Rouge.
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12)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><font face="Calibri">Ole Miss – The crust has never looked better.
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Hot Boudin – For the first time in Cream Talk history, the Hot Boudin is awarded to current and former members of the Six Pack message board.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The Stallion won’t even be able to do it justice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The General Heydog6 and four other members of his entourage with a combined weight of 1250 lbs (and I may be generous), managed to keep the Chimes in business through 2025 with their consumption of appetizers, beer and entrees over Friday afternoon, evening and Saturday afternoon.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>But the real story was how this large mass of humanity managed to waddle roughly 10-plus miles by foot from Tiger Stadium to the Holiday Inn Select falling in 3-foot deep pot holes, worried about chafing, pissing and crapping in residential yards and getting heckled by ecstatic Tiger fans (some surely to be employees at the local Circle K’s) on their journey back to the promise land.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Keep in mind it was a hot humid evening in the bayou and the stinch on these men’s bodies were sure to override any smell coming from a paper mill.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>All this effort just because they couldn’t get back into the Chimes after the game and because a taxi wasn’t available for at least 2 hours.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>According to Heydog6, it was a night he will never ever forget.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
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Cold Couscous goes both to Georgia and Ole Miss– The Stallion just gets tired of giving it to Oxford High all of the time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>UGA worked its tail off to get back into the game only to forget that they still had 30 seconds to play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>How about covering a pass against the Razorbacks potent offense attack at least one time during the day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I know that the real the cold couscous should go to Ole Miss…Houston, you are the problem.
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Love,
</font><font face="Calibri">Stallion</font></p>

Beretta
09-19-2010, 03:55 PM
everyone on this board says "ah, we threw 4 ints".....what they dont realize, is , that TR and CR threw those ints due to the LSU pressure......its not like "ah, we don't make those bone head throws......"

LSU caused those INTs, and they were on the OL back bc of.......


we are not any better than vandy, or Miss.....

UK is the surprise team...

GTAdawg
09-19-2010, 04:07 PM
I agree with the Stallion for the most part .We'll see how accurate he is in the next couple weeks when the big teams start to play each other. Only one disagreement....As much as I hate to say it Vandy has earned the right to be ranked higher than us, at least they got a conference win!

DerHntr
09-19-2010, 04:13 PM
i am sure it is one for the ages.

the rankings seem to be in fair order. i don't know if we are much better than TN but i am at least hoping you are absolutely dead on about OM and Vandy.

and never lie again about the lack of corndogs at your tailgate. we won't believe you, ever.

dawgstudent
09-20-2010, 12:44 AM

coach66
09-20-2010, 12:53 AM
if they can just protect the football on offense and increase their production a little they could have a very nice year.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2010, 01:21 AM
when I was talking to him on the phone as they were making the trek.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2010, 01:23 AM
on that point b/c of how bad our QB play has been. LSU still has to score TDs though.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
09-20-2010, 03:39 AM
1) LSU's defense is legit but they will need to improve on offense to make a serious run at the cream

2) UK hasn't played anyone yet. Come see me next Sunday after UF game.

Oregon Tiger
09-20-2010, 04:14 AM
I think there is a pretty big gap though between Bama and SC. If Bama wipes the floor with the Hogs this weekend, you should just rank Bama's crimson team #1 and their white team #2.