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saddawg
11-24-2010, 12:04 PM
<br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">My grandmother said one time they ought to rename the Egg Bowl the "Cussing Bowl"</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">After a game years ago she said she had never heard so much "Helling and Damning" in her life.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">From Hotty Toddy to Go To Hell Ole Miss to just general damn cussing the play on the field, the air can get kinda blue when the Egg Bowl is played.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I have even heard my granddad, who wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful, cuss his ass off during this game.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Because damn it to hell, this damn game means something. What, I don't know, but it must to stir the emotions that it does. </span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Having really no reason too other than indoctrination and genetics, I hate that place and it's damn sorry ass people. Hate 'em to hell. Hope the whole damn place burns like hell.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Where does this come from? "Ole Miss" itself never really did anything to me. I used to, and still would given the chance, have sexual relations with quite a few damn Ole Miss girls. Some were tee total hell-cats in the sack.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I even had some damn buddies who choose to go to the hell that is that sissy ass school.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Damn, this game drives me nuts. It is hell. Another reason I won't be traveling up to hell on earth to watch the damn game. It screws up my damn head and makes my personality become like the poor souls trying to get into hell.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Damn strange as hell indeed.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Damn it to hell, here's my prediction...................</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I say State wins the damn game just because they are better. I won't say should win because, hell, the team that should win the damn doesn't always do it.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">That damn Masoli scares me. We gotta knock hell out of him early and often. Make him want to get it over with so he can hurry his ass up and get on that damn plane back the hell to California.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Masoli was brought in to wins them a couple more damn games than they should have. Hell, they've lost a couple more than they should have. But to my damn vain way of thinking , this is the game he was really brought in to win. Because Houston Nutt knows he can't live with the hell of losing this one.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Masoli is the key. A big game for him Saturday and we will all be some sad damn Dawgs, in the particular hell that is the losers fate of the damn Egg Bowl.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">It's damn Manny Diaz vs damn Houston Nutt.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">No way in hell can I even get a feel for a damn score so here's one out of the blue.......</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">State 27- OM 24</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The lower the damn score, the better I will feel. A high scoring game equals Bulldog hell, I'm afraid.</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Egg Bowl. It's a hell of a damn game, ain't it?</span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">A little <font size="5">In Honor of Our Hosts</font>....................</span>

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