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    So, we have an off week right after we went down to Baton Rouge and lost to LSU, while our rival went down to Florida and shocked the world. The NCAA football world that is. Not the real world. You know, the world full of starving babies. A world full of oppressed Chinese. A world coping with a financial crisis. A world where Russia is getting kind of irritable. A world where shit like face book and myspace have replaced porn as the internet's number one search. That world was not shocked. That world didn't even notice. So piss on your little moment in the sun, Ole Miss. Piss and shit all over it because Hu Jintao doesn't even know who in the hell you are.

    Back to wallowing in pity. Let's face it, MSU farkers. We have but one salve to put on the gaping wound that is becoming the 2008 football season. That salve is a photo editing program and hatred. Also, some humor would help. So, fark Ole Miss. Anything about them. Sports, campus, people, bowties, message boards, goats, etc. Just make fun of them in pictures. Oh, and guess what, lol weebels lol. You can fark MSU in this little fark off as well. Granted, we've already made enough fun of ourselves over the years, so you might not have any original ideas, but as long as good honest folk like DCD drive a tractor for a living, you are going to call us rednecks. You uppity bastards. If I knew a good lawyer, I'd sue the shit out of you.

    All ramblings aside….

    It's the inaugural Ham and Eggs Fark Bowl. So bring the shivs and a mouse pad. There are no rules (other than that nudity thing). Just make fun of each other. Pretty simple really. Winning side gets a golden egg shaped ham (With permission from that guy who claims to speak with G.A.Y.) It's our board, so it's probably going to be us. I just wanted to disclose that up front. We're gonna cheat like whiny, spoiled step kids. I mean, we'll laugh at the stuff you Ole Miss fans do and all, and it might even be good enough to win. However, it's on our turf this year, and quite frankly, this outcome is so set that Vegas won't even take the odds. After all, it's not about winning, it's about only being down 7 at half time.


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    Fark Off: First Annual Ham and Eggs Bowl

    So, we have an off week right after we went down to Baton Rouge and lost to LSU, while our rival went down to Florida and shocked the world. The NCAA football world that is. Not the real world. You know, the world full of starving babies. A world full of oppressed Chinese. A world coping with a financial crisis. A world where Russia is getting kind of irritable. A world where shit like face book and myspace have replaced porn as the internet's number one search. That world was not shocked. That world didn't even notice. So piss on your little moment in the sun, Ole Miss. Piss and shit all over it because Hu Jintao doesn't even know who in the hell you are.

    Back to wallowing in pity. Let's face it, MSU farkers. We have but one salve to put on the gaping wound that is becoming the 2008 football season. That salve is a photo editing program and hatred. Also, some humor would help. So, fark Ole Miss. Anything about them. Sports, campus, people, bowties, message boards, goats, etc. Just make fun of them in pictures. Oh, and guess what, lol weebels lol. You can fark MSU in this little fark off as well. Granted, we've already made enough fun of ourselves over the years, so you might not have any original ideas, but as long as good honest folk like DCD drive a tractor for a living, you are going to call us rednecks. You uppity bastards. If I knew a good lawyer, I'd sue the shit out of you.

    All ramblings aside….

    It's the inaugural Ham and Eggs Fark Bowl. So bring the shivs and a mouse pad. There are no rules (other than that nudity thing). Just make fun of each other. Pretty simple really. Winning side gets a golden egg shaped ham (With permission from that guy who claims to speak with G.A.Y.) It's our board, so it's probably going to be us. I just wanted to disclose that up front. We're gonna cheat like whiny, spoiled step kids. I mean, we'll laugh at the stuff you Ole Miss fans do and all, and it might even be good enough to win. However, it's on our turf this year, and quite frankly, this outcome is so set that Vegas won't even take the odds. After all, it's not about winning, it's about only being down 7 at half time.


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    laughing pretty hard at my desk. genuine LOL out loud /monk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Kissinger
    Excellent!!!!

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    spekuuu!

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    but whatever..


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    OM vs LSU in the Magnolia Bowl. Such a great rivalry between a top feeder and a bottom feeder of the SEC.




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    cheesykuks

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    <17>ing dying laughing.


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    The pink pants complete it. I'm rolling over here.

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    the pants make it great.

    Good job.

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    the peeping crooms is awesome.

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    If it's not yours, at least admit it.

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    but I had an idea and used paint and my excellent photo skills to make it a reality.



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    well done.

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