the rankings were about right though......Originally Posted by Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs
Happy Sunday Six Packers:
Week 2 has come and gone and left the Stallion's cream recipe a bit scrambled. At this point in the year once very hopeful football fans begin to smell reality and realize that his or her team just is really never going to turn the corner. Others begin to see the demise of a once proud program. And then there is the same ol' same ol' powerhouses that continue to hunt its prey down each weekend and show no signs of letting up.
Is it really too soon to say that the cream is already separated from the rest after watching week 2's performances. Not because "the cream" really has played noone that makes you say now that's the best team in the beloved SEC, but the rest of the pack is just sort of petering along. The Gators take care of business and leave no doubt that they will earn the coveted cream trophy. Yes they did thrash the mighty men of Troy, Alabama. But this was the same Troy team that hung 31 on my beloved Tiiigaaahhhs last year. This is the same Troy team that gives a lot of bigger schools some stiffer competition than the typical Sun Belt conference. But I'm not really saying Florida is the cream simply becaused they destroyed Troy.
I am saying that Florida is already the cream because of the following scenarios. The teams that appear to threaten Florida are from the western division - Alabama, Ole Miss and LSU. At this juncture after watching these three teams play some, I'm not sure if Auburn isn't the best team in the west. Alabama struggles to beat the Florida International Man of Mystery last night. Ole Miss struggles against Memphis in week 1, and LSU, at times, looks completely inept both on offense and defense. I also know Auburn hasn't faced stiff competition. The only team that has looked dominant at times in the west is Auburn thus far however.
And then there was the Stallion's preseason surprise delight named the Tennessee Volunteers. Bubba and Lulu may now be wishing that Fatty Fulmer was back in Rocky Top. This was a very embarrassing loss for Screech Kiffen's boys and Mr. Belding should make him run laps for embarrassing the conference in the process.
But before the Stallion completely puts these teams behind Florida so soon, patience will prevail. We all know that good cream takes time to truly gel. Let's see what the rest of the season holds as the SEC competition gets into full force.
And now the Week 2 Cream Rankings:
1) Florida - Just remember that Tebow doesn't score touchdowns, the endzone gets Tebowed. Five more for the best player in college football history.
2) Alabama - What makes Florida International international? Maybe that was enough to confuse Alabama for 3 quarters.
3) Ole Miss - A big victory for the swine flu prevents Ole Miss from moving to No. 2.
4) LSU - Another ugly win for the Hatter. If he uses his brain, Scarecrow Miles may realize that Shepard should be utilized more than 5 times per game.
5) Georgia - Tale of two weeks for Richt's boys. Who would have thought that Georgia v. South Carolina looked like a Big 12 game - all offense and no defense.
6) Auburn - That's the last time I tell my buddies to take the under in total points for this game.
7) Arkansas - Got some much needed rest in its off week from that big battle against Southwest Missouri State high school.
South Carolina - Maybe the Stallion spoke too soon on Spurrier's offense. That Spaniard looked mighty fine last night.
9) Kentucky - Did anyone else know that Kentucky was off last night? Did anyone else care?
10) Tennessee - Got this email this week and I really don't know how to answer it. "Who would you trust to take care of your kid for an evening - Lane Kiffen or Rick Neuheisel?"
11) Vanderbilt - They show signs that they could be good, but I'm not sold yet.
12) Miss. State - At least the 6 pack is proud of special teams. Sounds like they should be on the short bus.Hot Boudin - Auburn - Cheese-ek appears to be shutting up the critics thus far. It was a convincing win over Mississippi State and Auburn's offensive play calling is vastly different and effective for a change.
Cold Couscous - South Carolina - Garcia made a wrong decision on 4thdown inside the 10 by throwing that ball instead of just tucking it and getting the 1st. It could have been a huge win for Spurrier but in typical game cock fashing they just fall short.
And now for the season' s second nominee for the Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. Okay this has nothing to do with college football except that it made me change the channel last night. This week's award goes to BA Serena Willaims. BA stands for bad attitude as in Mr. T's character from the A-Team. Not only should she have lost that match, her lack of class makes me want to puke. You could learn a lot from your sister Serena!!!
Love,
Stallion
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