Good Sunday Six Pack fans::
For those of you that heard that the earth shook yesterday. That wasn't the earth. Actually, it was the CREAM moving. There were a couple of reason for earthlike shaking of the cream. The first one that probably comes to mind to most of the readers was due to something that was heavily stirred at the bottom of the cream pot. This has to do with your beloved Bulldogs digging deep in the trenches and mustering up a TD to defeat the once proud and currently proud cellar dwellars, the Vanderbilt Commodores.
The second reason for the cream shake, was indirectly related to the SEC. Remember those pathetic Washington Huskies that gave the Stallion's beloved Tiiigaaahhhs fits. Yes the same team that lost 15 straight. Well they open a northwest rainy can of whoop ass on the media darlings of the country to give Pete Carroll another PAC-10 loss that will most likely eliminate the Trojans from the national championship hunt. Does this make the Tigers seem better than they really are. See this week's rankings for evidence.
The cream crystal ball can be much of a historian when telling the Stallion the future. Just like every year, USC will massacre the rest of the competition in that sorry conference they play in, and the Stallion, as well as the rest of the college football fan base, will have to hear Mark May discuss his man love for the Trojans and how they deserve a shot at the National Championship with one loss. Of course, USC will not make it because of that loss and then they will whip up on a pathetic unathletic, uninspiring Conference USA….I mean, Big 10 team in the Rose Bowl and we will have to again hear Mark May say I told you so. One thing is for certain USC and Cream do not mix.
And with all that going on, the Stallion, who earlier predicted Tennessee to be the surprise team of the SEC got a little respect back from the Stallion yesterday against Florida. Tebow kicking the Vols' butt ends, but the soap opera lives on. Hail to Kiffen vs. Meyer!!! The Stallion loves the coaching rivalries in the SEC.
And now the much anticipated Week 3 Cream Rankings:
1) Florida - Could there be a crack in that armor?
2) Alabama - North Texas got a less on on why it should never ever play an SEC team. But why does saban still have veins popping out of his forehead even when he plays teams from the Sun Belt. I call that vein the "ULM scar".
3) Ole Miss - Another huge win for Rebel nation. Houston Nutt is proud to conquer the kids from 13th grade university.
4) LSU - The Stallion wants to believe, but the lack of any confident running attack and the inconsistency of Jordan Jefferson is still leaving doubt in the eyes of the beholder. Beware - the dawg is lurking.
5) Auburn - No one is rising faster up the cream rankings than the Auburn Tigers. They handled a tough West Virginia team and appear to be for real. Tubby is scratching his head wondering what the hell he did wrong.
6) Georgia - The SEC's version of SWAC football.
7) Arkansas - Big loss at home has the Stallion wondering if Petrino is turning Arkansas into Louisville. If I recall correctly, they didn't have much of a defense either.
Kentucky - Squeezes a big win against its in-state rival and then every husband made sure their wife was 100 feet away from Pitino.
9) South Carolina- Played some irrelevant team from the Sun Belt. And if you are irrelevant in the Sun Belt, then you are atrocious.
10) Tennessee - Defense is for real, but Screech needs to replace Crompton in the very worst way. It's time to think about the future.
11) Miss. State - Look out - here come the Dawgs.
12) Vanderbilt - Your once…twice… three times back in last place. Poor Coach BJ. At least he knows he is secure until death now as the coach of Vanderbilt.Hot Boudin - Washington Huskies - first time ever to give it to a team outside the SEC, but the Stallion loved it. Honorable mention does go to the Miss. State Bulldogs for getting Mullen his first SEC victory. How sweet both wins are!!!
Cold Couscous - Arkansas - Petrino's time to make a strong statement in a deep division failed. To lose this game at home is not what the Hog nation ordered.
And now for the season' s third nominee for the Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. Pete Carroll - Petey boy, you are getting quite the reputation for screwing up national championship runs. I don't want to hear that it was because you have another 5-star freshman QB that had to play. Your team is loaded with 5-star talent and yet you can't run the table in that sorry conference called the PAC-10. Enjoy Pasadena big boy!!!
