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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    I've got this 20 yr old friend of the family staying for the next 7 days. So far, the only thing she has worn around the house are these skin tight stretch pants with a very pronounced toe.

    Yes, I have thought about how to get a pic for you pervs.

    help


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Useless without pics; how can you expect us to provide mature advice?


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    nm


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    what the hell advice are you expecting to get from SPS about a 20 y/o running around your house showing off her goods? You're more likely to burn in hell just from participating on this board , I wouldn't come here looking for advice on redemption.




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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Are you married and she is staying with "your family"? Or are you living with your parents and she is staying with "your family"?


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    MarriedAndFeelingBad


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    nt


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    there is a lot of vital information being left out here. Help us, help you.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Are you wanting to 17 her? Are you married? Is she your wife's friend? I been trying to get my Wife's friends monkey for a while but have been unsuccessful. I have no good advice for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lariverdog
    I've got this 20 yr old friend of the family staying for the next 7 days. So far, the only thing she has worn around the house are these skin tight stretch pants with a very pronounced toe.

    Yes, I have thought about how to get a pic for you pervs.

    help

    I fail to see the problem.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    On how to get a pic? Many ways...camera on phone...bada-bing. Or a nice professional camera if she is game. Otherwise....we are missing pretty vital info to help you out. Personally, if you are single and she is single what is the prob?

    ETA: that was my 69th post....coincidence or the universe speaking?


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  12. #12

    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    So that when she tells her dad that you were staring at her the whole week and tried to sneak taking pictures of her, you'll be prepared.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    This spool is Croom without axes. BMT?

    /i kid. kinda...


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    of a Penthouse forum entry.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    the problem, again, and what exactly do you need advice on


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Is it because you are married? Then don't do it.

    Is it because you're afraid you'll be "taking advantage" of her? Do it.

    Is it because you're older than her? If yes:
    Less than 20 years older? Do it.
    More than 20 years older? Don't do it.

    Any other reason: Explain, and/or you're a pansy.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    he has rubbed himself raw and is now severely dehydrated. She is going to walk into his bathroom in her toe showing hot pants and find him in what a medical doctor would term a masturbatory coma.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    First find out if she is right or left handed. Once you find this out, you will likely know which one of her eyes is her dominant. This will be important in a bit. Next, run to your closet Dicks,Academy,or whatever you local sporting goods store is. Tell a store worker that you are starting an advanced yoga/pilates combo class where the poses are extreme and you need the tightest, most flexible,stretchy yoga pants that they have. Buy them a size or two smaller than you think you wear. Go home and immediately change into them. To multiply to the odds that her eye sight stays glued to your "toe" position your "toe" to the opposite side of what handed she is. Example: She is right handed (right eyed dominant), position your "toe" to the left of the seam. She will be facing you dubmass. If she looks and smiles,winks, or ask you to show you the barn out back you are all good. Thank me later.

    This is all assuming she isnt your family and you want to grind for your state. Also this would make you a perv, but if she is family and you posted this for "advice" you are a sick,sick perv


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    nm


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    But that is the worst advice ever, if serious.

    Otherwise, well done, I laughed.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    shewants it.


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    i was trending on the #noass on twitter last night as a married man...



    17 her six ways from sunday and never feel guilty about it is my book....

    married advice is not my expertise, but just saying what raw toe can do to a man!


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    mine was too. all she said was get the 17 off the computer.

    honeymoon's over.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    from ClintonInHelen.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Hang a couple of those motion activated game cameras around the house. Tell the family you just got them and need to make sure they operate properly for the upcoming turkey/camel season. Then post some pics so we further evaluate the situation.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    you just take care of business and get back with us when youhave the details


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    .


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell



    Well then <17> you!



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  36. #36

    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    Because she probably does.

    That ought to get you through it.


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  37. #37

    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    that Don Dawson gave Mitch Kramer in Dazed and Confused should work for you........"show it to her.....itll work...I promise"


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    The great part to me is not that he needed advice, but that he needed "SPS advice".


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    someone asking the SPS sex hounds for moral advice. I think just the fact that you came to this forum to get advice likely shows what your intentions are.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    first this is really a true story. I'm much older than most of the posters here, the old married guys here "get it". Young 17ers will too one day.

    I've decided that I'll approach my wife and tell her the toe must go. Again, for the old married crowd you well know its all about timing. Got to work the angle that "no, I'm not totally preoccupied with a nubile 20 year old" and that this is a chance for you to "help" the girl. I want to be in the "helping" business.

    Besides, you got to admit this was a good change of pace from "fire Stans" and baseball conversation. Kinda the dead period between the end of a crappy basketball (yes, it was crappy from my view) and the yet to be determined baseball season.
    rant over


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