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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by lariverdog
    I've decided that I'll approach my wife and tell her the toe must go.
    Because I think that would be pretty hilarious.


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  4. #44

    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    that yourecognizedthat your "company" has her toe showing and you'venoticedit, you are cooked my friend!


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    ...you will be labeled a crotch watcher...then you will experience hell on earth.


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    is to get your wife to help give "lessons" to this toe packin' tart. if you have to ask "what lessons"... you are on the internet, i suggest you use it for what al gore invented it for....


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    Yeah, I don't know your wife, but I know a fair share of other people's wives...and I'm pretty sure that's not the route to take.
    This wouldn't end up well for any party involved.


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    "if you sportin the toe.....you gotta go"


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    "If the pants don't fit, then you gotta hit (it)"


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    i think this is better than cheating on her and getting a divorce. In the long run in situations like this women respect honesty.


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    let your wife handle it. If it doesn't bother the wife, for goodness sakes, don't tell her it's bothering you.


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    Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy the scenery.



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    or the toe?


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    Make sure you don't cheat on her. If telling your wife is the only way to ensure that then tell her.


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    a man is only as faithful as his opportunities? There is truth in this statement. You can't help who your attracted to and if you are strongly attracted to someone other than your wife who is living in your house for a week, I would not be willing to risk all that for a peep.


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    If she's even semi-hot then hit HER. I mean if this little 20 yr old camel toe is driving you that nuts then go bang the hell outa your old lady. Hit it like you're trying to knock the friggin bottom out of it. You'll make her happy, earn some serious marriage cred, and stay out of trouble.

    If your old lady ain't that hot then it's cold showers for you. Lots and lots of cold showers, unless you know a really good divorce lawyer.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus Prime 4
    Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy the scenery.

    This. Don't be a dumbass. Talking to your wife is the 2nd worst thing you could do. The worst being making a move on said 20 year old. That is unless your wife is in to chicks, then you need some alcohol, ecstasy, adult novelties, lots of Gatorade, power bars, bananas, and a Viagra or 2.


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    17hilariousku! My advice, by some deep tint shades, blue blockers will suffice for you old timer, and get her to help out in the yard in said coochie cutters and enjoy every second of it.


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    and quite frankly, I am astonished that this thread is three pages long and the subject of the threesome hasnt been suggested yet.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    That he had no real fear of Hell, but Eternal Separation from God based on something he could have avoidedand then wilingly did scared him badly.

    I could be wrong, but that is my memory.

    Note that no sarcastricks were used in the posting of this response.

    Elmer Fudd would say

    "Be vewy vewy Carefull!"

    Edited to add:

    Apologies - I found your first response on page 2 after posting this.

    My advice (which you don't need) would be to go buy a good book (Larry McMurtry works) and give it your full attention for twoweeks. Going to your shop for two weeks and making some sawdust would work, too.


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    I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell

    I was really starting to get depressed about the constant conversation about the underachievers, but then this thread came along and the board totally redeemed itself in "Six Pack Remembers" style fashion.

    I almost got a little teary eyed as I realized that the SPS that I know and love appears to still be alive and well.

    By the way.....don't cheat on your wife brah, and if that means toe removal then so be it.


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    start walking around the house with a camera dangling from a strap around your neck. that'll do it.

    Oh...and then report back to us how it goes. We need those details. It is important.



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    ..to ask her to stop showing her vag through skin tight pants...

    Well, brother.. you may not be the only one thinking about cheating with her.


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    and have give lasriverdog something to ponder. Wonder if the wife has been on any trips with the girls lately?


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    Quote Originally Posted by futaba
    and have give lasriverdog something to ponder. Wonder if the wife has been on any trips with the girls lately?
    As a matter of fact, they are out right now. Best advice I've read so far, hit the wife like I was 20 again.Did that last night.
    Only problem withthat was the wife isn't 20years old anymore either.

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    I say keep tapping the wife and visualizing the toe and all's well that ends well!


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